Comments About Cats

These were forwarded to me by a friend. I do hope the existing attributes are enough to keep me out of trouble....

Cats don't like change without their consent.
Roger A. Caras

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Hazel Nicholson

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
Nan Porter

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, Hey, I don't see the problem here.
Roy Blount, Jr.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.
Paula Poundstone

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
Stephen Baker